This was originally collected by (a person that everyone should know and love!!!  especially that crazy imagination of her's) So you gotta thank her for all the hard work!!!  which i really thank her for letting me post this in my journal, so thank you once again!!! *hugs*
  This is just a condensed glimpse into our twisted and sick minds...lol...  So please read with discretion, and i hold no reponsibility for whatever psychiartric damage that reading this journal entry may cause.  Blame YokoKura there   just kidding!  no seriously, she's got the military medical plan...  And there will be a quiz afterwards.
No more delay, here goes:


"Awesome Conversations with jHYtse (you ALL look no
Journal Entry: Wed Jul 4, 2007, 5:47 AM
Mood:  Lazy
Listening to: Silence....I can hear drunkards outside talkn
Reading: comments by jHYtse
Watching: D<
Playing: A yahoo! game
Eating: D<
Drinking: YOUR MOM'S BLOOD D=< jk

This idea was made by jHYtse because she thought i should make a journal about THE BEST funny and weird and retarded conversations we've had. She asked for it, y'all got it.

NOW!!! FROM OLDEST DEVIATIONS TO NEW

--From River Sumida 2 by yokokuramasgrl4eva. here [link]
Me-- Hippie style?  (we were talking about pointillism pieces.)
jHYtse--yesss...it's like dots of color are floating around me duuuudddee.....


--From Edward Elric Does DDR by yokokuramasgrl4eva. here [link]
J--lol...i had a friend that excelled at drawing stick ppl; it was her specialty. Like she would say she can draw the straightest line and perfect circles
Me--whoa.......stik person specialist...
*20 years from now*
Auctioneer- ok....we have jHYtse's friends' stick person artwork for bidding.....starting at $100,000!
person 1- 200,000!
person 2- 500,000!
person 3- 1 million!
person 4- 10 million!
person 5- 50 million!
person 6- 70 million!
*silence*
SOLD! to person 6!
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WHOAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! weird lil dream there....gotta stop drinking that vodka.......
XD
J-- you have such a crazy vivid imagination haha... you should lay off the alcohol and *other* influences for a while...
you're right stick people should be an art form!
**more conversation**
J--have no idea what tradition the glass pyramid fountain is from... but who cares as long as it's cool
i don't really like red wine so i'll have anything's that easy on my palate!
h'or deuvres anyone?
Me--red wine for me and maybe champagne wooo classy stuff!
h'or deurves....appetizers....cool~!
i thought h'or deurves was pronunced "whores de vores" at one time how embarassing is that?!??! good thing no ocaasion in which i have to say h'or deurves ever arose!
i thought that until i heard it said on the second fullmetal alchemist game
J-- glad you didn't embrass yourself. Just remember there's no H sound in French, so just omit that h when pronouncing. ^__^
see who said anime and video games aren't ed-ju-ka-shion-nul?
Me--edu-ca-shinal-ma-fied >>
J--
Me--see me totally gots smart-ical
J--en-tel-li-jant u r


--From The Emo Dippin Dots by yokokuramasgrl4eva here [link]
J--O_o wha the...? you're using Dippin' Dots to help you promote and gather an army of emo? you know that actually made sense to me because i once bought their ice cream from a vendor machine, and i got sick afterwards. so yeah....i felt emo then..i see the connection....
J--i don't personally really know any emos, but some of them seem well, kinda...whiny..so i'm not scare of whiny people...
i say, grab life by the horns and beat it to a pulp! show who's boss and dominant! guess..i come off as mean and tough in real life
yeah, there's many ice cream out there that's way better than yucky dippin' dots <--- see they don't even deserves CAPITALS
Hagen Daaz is one of my fave....yummmm *salivates*....>.<
**more conversations**
J--yes..it's a sad sad world we live in....
Me--no its a polluted-via-global-warming-via-greenhouse-gases-world-we-live-in....kind of world O_O
J--oh yeah you just placed everthing into a much happier and detailed perspective....


--From Emo Army Buildup 2 by yokokuramasgrl4eva here [link]
J--i love Ben & Jerry's! yes yes....come join my army and get free ice cream...
i scream (in angst), you scream (in angst), we all scream (in angst) for ice cream!!!
Me-- angst.....mostly the Gundam pilots are angsty....or generally all HUGE mecha pilots are emo....THEY MUST JOIN MY ARMY OR PERISH IN THE FIRES OF MECHA EXPLODING IN SPACE!!!!!!
J--LMAO  yeah exploding in space with pink smoke....
i wonder if the army forces in those animes ever wonder "can we at least get some stable adult mecha pilots for once?"


--From Emo Army Buildup Part 3 by yokokuramasgrl4eva here [link]
J--lol XD XD oh you can just so tell pikachu is emo. always with those shocking tendencies.... now that i think about it, isn't all the pokemon Ash caught and not using be really emo...i mean they're probably really depressed and feeling dejected, and jealous of the new pokemons....
Me--yeah what happened to all of those poor pokemon....all mad because Ash has new and better pokemon! >> oh poor pkmn...i bet they're gonna form a gang and mug Ash one day...or maybe assassinate him, yakuza style!  
**more conversation**
J--eh..no one really noticed...(ok i did  )
now your army consists of rejected pokemons and emos.... an odd and powerful combination.
Me--  im glad no one pointed it out they're being really nice!
LMAO rejected pkmn!
quite powerful indeed!


--From Emo Army Buildup Part 4 by yokokuramasgrl4eva here [link]
**some conversation**
J--which just proves my point. Notice how almost all anime characters fall in between emo and freakishly happy.
Me--O_O like Kagome
J-- Kagome, freakishly optimistic? i can see that once she decide to collect all of the shards, which in reality would be impossible to do....


--From Don't Make Kurama Pissed by yokokuramasgrl4eva here [link]
J--oh you poor poor damage control person; gotta clean up the mess... there's only so many places and ways to hid a body.
what're you, kurama's maid or something?
Me--oh and yes i am his maid....in the wrong way  
J--lol...still exhausted from kawaii-kon? ^__^ that's ok, you're excused from metaphors and grammar for now....
oh, you're his "maid"
Me--if only that were an excuse to not be able to speak correct-omundo english in class.....=O
note the quotstion msrks in "maid"  heh heh....should i wear a maid outfit too?
J--i think there is an excuse for not being able to speak properish english, and that is if you recently immigrated from a non-english speaking country, then you get ESL status...which i had a long time ago...but i can still pretend...
of course! you wouldn't be a maid without the outfit! i mean what is the point of it, or what would distinguish you from a janitor?
**more conversation**
J--maid outfits are sexier, i think that's set in stone or something...
janitorial work is not generally sexy...but "whatever rocks one's boat"..i guess....>.>
Me--DEFINITELY SET IN STONE

lol janitorial work= NOT SEXY
MAID OUTFIT=SEXY

o.O simple math....i think >,<
J--ol, it is math.  well...there will always be exceptions since some people might find janitorial work sexy...


--From Buff and Nerdy Kiwi 1 by yokokuramasgrl4eva here [link]
J--O_O the expression is funny ^__^ and the kiwi's seeds looks like a moustache and in the end, Mr. Kiwihead there looks like Ned Flanders...
Me--LOL I JUST NOTICED THE NED FLANDERS THING!!!
but i noticed the kiwi looked like it had a moustache AFTER i put it on DA >,<
J--so it is Ned Flanders reincarnated as a kiwi!! wait, flanders doesn't believe in reincarnation..so....uhhmmm... O_o...
Me--ned can be a buddhist monk and shave his hair and moustache off.....but, as we all saw in one episode, he WILL NOT shave off the moustache....so...err.....0.o
**more conversation**
Me--who would? its probably all deformed and gooey inside D:
J--haha  unfuzzy kiwi = deformed and gooey inside. i wonder if anyone making a fuzzless kiwi breed....?
**more conversation**
Me--OMG BANANAS WHERE!?!?!? *looks up at the sky for some reason*
OMG I SEE THEM I SEE THEM!!! *points at birds way up high*
YAY I GOT TO SEE BANANAS!
you--
J--bananas? you must be going bananas, cuz that seemed to be way off topic...but oh well ^__^ bananas not one of my most fave fruits...-_-; bananas in pyjamas i see!!!


--From Blonde Banana Part 2 of series by yokokuramasgrl4eva here [link]
J--that's the sluttiest banana i have ever seen...and i have seen a lot of bananas
Me--OMFG LOL DO YOU KNOW HOW IRONIC THAT SOUNDS Z0MG!
J-- indeed i did, indeed i did. that's why i said it

--From Grapes Of Doom part 3 in Series by yokokuramasgrl4eva here [link]
J--that bunch of grapes is definitely "under the influence" of something....
Me--i should have put a whole lot of pill bottles and booze next to it
J--yeah you should have  it would have been even craZEir.


--From DONT KILL WATERMELONS T_T by yokokuramasgrl4eva here
[link]
J--yeah..whatever... i'm sadistic so that's why i eat my watermelons with a fork AND a knife..mwuhahaha.... btw, 92% of a watermelon is water....
**more conversation**
J--sorry  ...? by eating them, i think you're already killing them


--From Apples Aint Docs part 7 in series by yokokuramasgrl4eva here [link]
J--sh*t!!! what are you on?!! haven't you heard the new saying? It's "An apple a day keeps the death god way."
**more conversation**
J--wait..why would we promote yahoo when both of us don't use it...?
really? you don't know people that play gaia? i seem to know quite a few...maybe it's just because i know geeky people  but don't tell them i said that....
through the power of persuasion, you can get your friends to join you on gaia
Me-- its ok!!
yes i tried running round the block a few times but it looked kinda weird in our school's uniform shirt........

omg i just thought of a story---
random person 1- *sees a girl running in circles around the huge grass field by my house* umm.....who is that?
random person 2- *gets binoculars* i dont know.....she live round here?
rp1- i guess
rp2-
rp1- so....should we stop her? looks like shes going kinda crazy...like theres a murderer here or somthin....
rp2- YOU IDIOT!!!! *covers dude's mouth* WE ARE MURDERERS YOU RETARD!!!
rp1- *bites dude's hand* you just yelled that out.
rp2- oh.
rp1: -_-"" anyway....think we can kidnap her for ransom
rp2- *puts band aid on bitten hand* naaah....too scrawny. no fun to kidnap.
rp1- yeah you're right.
rp2- *thinks* hey for fun....wanna shoot her?
rp1- wha??...... we just got out of jail you know.
rp2- GAWD! YOU ARE JUST NO FUN AT ALL!!!! *pouts*
rp1-  yeah whatever....
*girl runs by* hi!!
rp1- hi! *glares at rp2* wanna say HI random person 2?!
rp2- well since the stupid person who wrote this story didnt give me a name, NO.
girl- wtf is his problem?!
rp1- i dunno.
rp2- YOUR FACE IS MY PROBLEM *gets out gun used for hunting*
rp1- dude we just got outta jail....
girl-...............
*rp2 shoots girl and she just falls *
rp1- WHAT THE FAMILY!??!
rp2- its justa tranquilizer.......
rp1-
rp2- *thinks* well gotta dispose of the bodies.....*throws 'em in back of SUV and drives away calmly*

TO BE CONTINUED.....(?)
J--O_o yes, you gotta go outside and run more to clam your active imagination...
i like "what the family?!"  if they are random person; means they aren't important, so can you just kill them off?
*dom dom dooommm* will the girl be held for ransom? will the random people be caught and go to jail again? And will the random person 1 and random person 2's names ever be reveal? stay tune and find out!
**more conversation**
J--no..i think oxygen-depravation imagination suits you better than you high on oxygen. the former gives you better material..well actually i haven't seen your high-on-oxygen works...
if you want to continue the story, go ahead ^__^ and make it into a deviation!  and we'll see where it is going. Take a deep breath, and decide that decision to death!
**more conversation**
J--O_o... when did i ever mention anything about you typing slow or being retarded? again it's your imagination gone wild....
decide that decision to death should have meant like think about the decision so thorough that the decision itself dies. hope that wasn't too confusing  and i didn't mean for you to die making a decision like that...
good question, why don't i make more art...because i'm either busy or lazy and don't feel like it...i have many ideas but just never put all onto paper...-__-;
Me--AHA!!! I KNEW IT!!! I DONT TYPE SLOW!!! YAAAYYYYYYYY!
oh....it wasnt confusing i was just pretending to be stupid....hope that wasnt so...confusing O.o
awww....but you're a good artist *refers to my AWESOME request by you* yes a good artist definitly....ZOMG *nosebleed*
J--yes be assured that you are not a slow typer...>.> eventually everyone becomes faster and faster at it ^^
there's a fine line between stupidity and confusion...O_o and now i will drop that topic....
*blushes* aw~ thank you, but there are so many great artists out there WAY better than me! glad you still remember that pic *sniff sniff* TT__TTq and you should be immune to that pic by now...btw, found your name yet?
**BTW LINK TO JHYTSE'S PICTURE FOUND [link]


--From Drunken Pineapple Part 8 by yokokuramasgrl4eva here [link]
**conversation**
J--i wouldn't know, but your pineapple reminds me of her...
Me--does this mean that her parents are half pineapplenese!?!?
J--again i have no idea...but if it was then if would be a scandal...all over the tabloids... and me standing in line at the supermarket checkout reading it...
Me--it'd be everywhere.....news stands in New York....the check out counter in stores....in scraps of paper on the street hobos use as blankets.......on bulletin boards in schools....and even those huge signs on highways.....COOL

J--i can just imagine it now...*imagines* and it would be such a bizarre sight; with paris and giant pineapples everywhere...O_o.. and it turns out Spongebob's house is a relative of her's....
Me--omg when paris goes to the store all the pineapples in the fruit section will attack her depending what gender the pineapple is, if they have genders O.o'''

her relative would be cruelly hollowed out to serve as a house
J-- i never imagined the pineapples would attack her...O_o but i think either sex <-- which seems more correct...*damn anthro101* would attack her. the whole "be her or do her" mentality...
yes...spongebob living in a dead hollowed-out pineapple under the sea. the remains of the body serve as a shelter...O_O
**BTW this is an inside joke **


--From A Cheery Cherry Called Charona by yokokuramasgrl4eva here [link]
J-- what do you mean no head? that cherry seems to have a perfectly good head with a face attached to it.
Sure ask me your questions!!! ^0^
i sense hostility and anger.... >.>
Me--'excuse my french cuz here it goes.......
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I PUT IT DOESNT HAVE A HEAD INSTEAD OF IT DOESNT HAVE A BODY!!!!
ITS DISEMBODIED!!!!
ITS DECAPITATED!!!!
ITS DEAAAAADDD!!!!
DAMMMMMMNNNNN
O.o sorry for my rant
anyway............
theres no hostility or anger here.......*eye twitch*
**more conversation**
J--what did Kawaii Kon do to your typing skillz?! O_O did they magically zapped them away from you? stolen by some random con-goer? what? tell me and i shall avenge you (somehow)!!!
i've been to Paris once....
J--3 days?! and your fingers got all rusty? last summer i had this whole horrible escapade involving my account and the internet provider...it was such a hassle and pain...don't wanna relive those tragic memories...><
paris isn't all that great... sure the historical sites were famous..but the food was bad and so was the security...
Me-- dont remember bad memories......they will become a CHAIN OF MEMORIES........*KH parody*
lol food was bad did you get food poisoning? *hopes not*
hmm the security was bad too huh?? was anything stolen or do you just have bad experiences with Paris security??
J-- chain of memories..good one..lol! sadly they were a chain of memories that lasted for at least 2 damn horrible months....><
not much of the food suiteed my taste, that's all... i guess there should be really good food, but you would have to pay a lot for those fancy-schmancy restaurants... i think majority of french people do really just eat bread as their main component of their meals...bread is something that i don't eat if i can avoid it...>< and i really did see baguette everywhere...
my parents and i took the paris subway to get to the train station so that we could get to London, and while on the subway 3 guys dressed in suits pretended to help with our luggage, but in reality they were just trying to snatch my dad's wallet. But my dad notice and shouted so others would notice, and the 3 guys left the cart. everyone else on the cart had the expression like this was common occurence. also seen petty theft, and military guys with guns and dogs roaming the subways after 8pm. no one even looked at our passports in the Paris airport...O_O...


--From hey look a new religion O_O by yokokuramasgrl4eva here
[link]
J--LMAO!!!  i love this!!! my own religion and my own pronoun "they"!!!  you got the black hair part of me right, but i don't have curly hair  truth be told i have never DDR in my life O_O.... but i will do the wave dance for anyone that asks nicely; so you can't blackmail me!!  never!!!
yes yes worship me at all those odd times....!


--From Free Pic of Travis Willingham by yokokuramasgrl4eva here [link]
J--omg...what have you done?! cut the head of the sexy voice actor of roy? how could you?! >< and what a crazy story
**more conversation**
J--one of the beauty of the internet is you can post anything on it!  and there's a chance that know one will ever know about it. well you better hope that your friends doesn't find out about your evil plan anytime soon... ^__^
souvenirs..yeah that's a good fit...too lazy to consult a thesaurus even an online one.... one of the worst photo shutter happy friends that i ever had was a girl whose father owned a photography store; sold cameras, take photos, and developed pics... it was everyday during recess that she whipped out the camera and started taking pics of everyone...-__-; but we usually got a copy of the photos that had us in it.


--From Free Pic of Greg Ayres by yokokuramasgrl4eva here
[link]
J--lol  it's not like i never make a spelling errro
**more conversation**
J--lol...yeah those chibi legs aren't gonna carry him far.  i betcha it would be very tiring and unconvenient too.
"these chibi legs aren't made for walking..." (sung to the tune of that Jessica Simpson song about walking in boots)
i can just imagine now, hakkai and the rest of the gang going to the corner store to get milk
J--and is it just me, but hakkai seems to be walking even faster now? did you speed him up? or did he just pop some extra strength steroids <--- that sounds like tylenol or aspirin or something
yes just throw in jessica simpson's name and it's bound to be funny...
i can't have gojyo allergic to milk >< if he was, maybe he's lactose intolerant? beware of rickets gojyo!!!


--From My Can and Egg Challenge by jHYtse here
[link]
J--and that would be a freak accident and tragic news. newspaper's headlines "Girl in critical condition due to acid burn from raw egg and soda chemically reacting".


--From Fruit Reunion by jHYtse here [link]
J--from what you are saying, i have now officially become a god! mwuhahaha!!! bow down before me mortals or i shall smite thee with thy useless knowledge!!! ^0^
J--you may get up now my loyal subject, Yoko. My first and only devout disciple. my knowlegde shall one day be passed onto you, and you shall spread my word!
i shall use my great knowledge for the betterment of humanity!!! (somehow...)
J-- people have noticed that i can answer almost any inane question, but this is the first time that someone said i'm reaching godly potential! Lmao!!  so i take that as a great compliment
..psht.. me logical? O_O my @$$....  but people have told me that i don't get persuade easily....
**more conversation**
J-- confucius?!! lmao! i can't believe you're comparing me to confucius!!! way too funny!!!  i am humbled by what you said. but i will never last as long as confucius. for his teachings are still deeply rooted in chinese traditions to this day. it never went away. i did an essay on it this topic this year, and got a good mark on it too
but if jHYtsanity is to exist, i need your help! use your influence on that emo army and persuade them to become my first followers!!!
J--i didn't get the same comment twice...
yes confuciuism still exists, but i think it's just subliminal..it has been engrained into chinese culture, i think...scary that i see it within many chinese families, including my own.... O_o
damn...oh well.... i know i at least have one follower, and myself not included ..lol..... don't bow too much, you might hurt your back ^__^
J--do whatever you want, bow or not bow i don't care anymore..as long as you don't hold me responsible for you possibly getting degenerative discs disease....damn..i need a disclaimer..... -___-;
haha...am i related to Confucius, the answer is no. and i am also do not know or am related to Jackie Chan or Nicholas Tse, or any other famous Chinese person....seriously i have been asked before ...-__-;
j--that jackie chan thing i have gotten several times, but in reality i did meet someone name jackie chan, but just not the famous action star one
lol...that weird look, i give that same look to people when they asked me those questions...a "are you serious?" look... ...yes, i know i am mean
J--no i wouldn't reply to them if i have nothing to say...i mean like the comments that go "thanks". i mean, the convo's pretty much ended there..what else could i say...?
once again, sorry for traumatizing you...i think i do that to you kinda often... but i hold no reponsibility whatsoever and i am not paying for your psychiatric bills
J-- pay attention to me for the shock value.... "Been Traumatizing Yoko For Over A Month" *grin and thumbs up*
you gotta know if your military medical plan covers psychiatric bills, and etc  i know there are some plans usually doesn't cover everything, or they paid only part of it...lol...


--From Paddock the Watame by jHYtse here [link]
J--that was a chemistry reference..
oh i just love how you address me..and just for that i will allow you to defeat me in a matrix fight, where i'm agent smith shooting the bullet and you can be neo dodging those bullets


--From "Distressed" Katsura Cosplay by jHYtse here [link]
J-- "shun the non believer"  and stop making me feel so old!!! -___-;
yes i did notice your new avvie. the first time i have heard of ueki was because i read a review of it in my local newspaper O__o the concept seems fresh, and yes i should really watch it.
J--well...i was always wise beyond my years..ok, no, i'm just cautious..which makes me seem old to people...
if i have time, i may watch..is it on youtube? don't they take stuff off now?


--From Gintama Yaoi Humour --warning? by jHYtse here [link]
J--yes! still the shock value, i guess you're not as jaded as i thought you were  lol and i'm sorry for killling brain cells, and to further prevent any more damage, please don't sniff white-out.
thank you...is it really that shocking? guess i haven't shown my yaoi stuff to the public...
J--well not tough, per say...lol...just that you're kind of jaded for your age..i mean from that fanfic link you gave me....
wow what a relief that you don't do white-out, but sharpies instead. Sharpies sure is the safer way to go. *sacarstic*  i'm not worried about a white-out thief, but instead of a sharpie-induced girl passed out face down in a gutter with a few sharpies stuck up her nose.....
i have to think about it...


--From Gintama High by jHYtse here [link]
Me--well it would have if it wasn't for the mayo section. the surprise of finding out mayo can get you high AND give you high cholesterol knocked me offa my feet for a minute so i didn't have time to get all mental ish.
OMG soon you like come up with a deviation titled "hey look here yokokura" and then when i look......we'll just say im going to be in the crazy house for quite a while.
XD i guess the contributes to society in some demented, peculiar, sick, twisted, gooey goodness way. yay!!
J--that mayo joke is always in Gintama...you would have probably liked it more it you know the series ^^. for the record, mayo will give one high cholesterol, but it should not give one a high. O_O
great idea!  maybe i should do that .....
i just love your description of how i'm contributing to society  maybe that should be my slogan:
"jHYtse: Contributing To Society in Some Demented, Peculiar, Sick, Twisted, Gooey, Goodness Way."
Me--its made of eggs, oil, and other dairy products DX too much dairy for me.
OH NOES IMMA BE SCARRED FOR TWO YEARS D:  lets just hope its not gonna get accomplished like you how said other things dont *crosses fingers*
YESH!!!! let that be your slogan!!! it will be soo cool and you will be known as "that one person who corrupts young children's minds everyday!!!!!" eeeek
J--now that slogan would truly make me sound so evil
i really gotta wreck my mind to think of something that would traumatize an already really jaded and corrupted 13 year old....
**more conversation**
J--if i know you're gonna quote me, then i have to do a fact check on everything i tell you.. which i was too lazy last night..give me a break..i'm on vacation....
great advice there, you should use it yourself  use the force, yoko!!!! and conquer that body of dihydrogen monoxide!!!

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HOMG THAT FREAKIN LONG.
Now i will do another one about jHYtse but in comments in journals and stuff. no links will be given for that.
havent you noticed this is all deviation comments, y'all??
yeah i purposely made it that way.
one journal for art comments
one journal for journal comments."

And if you made it this far in reading, congrats!  you have now been scarred for life like the both of us!!! welcome!    so no need to have that quiz.

Spread the Gintama Love, oookkkaaayyy????